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So you knew you were in a fairly remote area and that nightfall would approach sometime, and you didn't plan ahead at all and brought only a flashlight? Sounds reasonable.

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I know most people would say that they would tough it out and get all 8 pages before slenderman got them in real life, but if I was there I would curl up into the fetal position and cry and shit myself repeatedly.

So you knew you were in a fairly remote area and that nightfall would approach sometime, and you didn't plan ahead at all and brought only a flashlight? Sounds reasonable.

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Yup. They were drawing pictures detailing their nefarious plans to kill OP and his friends. They're quite artistic at times, you know.

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There weren't any foxes there silly, or else the forest would have been full of "Ding Ding Ding Dingaringaring ding"

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Actually, 30, I believe it would be more along the lines of "NYUK NYUK NYUK NYUK NYUKNYUKNYUK!" Or "Racka ka ka racka ka ka ka!" Or if it's a horse, then morse code.

If you're going into a jungle, you should know to bring more than just a single flashlight. You deserve it for not being prepared.

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A jungle? Really? Op may have been saying that for dramatic purposes. It doesn't look like some Indiana Jones scene everywhere on this planet, dude... Ever been to Cornwall? It has beautiful cliffs and has somewhat remote locations, but at worst you will run into a lost sheep...

Yeah but you got a great memory of that cliff and a fun story to share about how you traversed a jungle with just a flashlight. As long as you came out of it fine you'll laugh about it for years.

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i agree :) I dont regret that we went hiking that day. Even while we were lost, it was a lot of fun :)

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I watch a lot of Man VS Wild, so I'd know exactly what to do in that situation, OP. Eat some grubs, drink some piss, dig a hole or something and then get ravaged by all the insects you haven't eaten. You're welcome.

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It isn't? Then what the hell have I been waiting out here with my spanking stick for? Ah, god damn it.

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