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Today, a stranger pulled me out of the path of a speeding taxicab. He then took one look at my face, said, "I should've left you there", and walked away. FML


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On 09/29/2013 at 1:45am - misc - by -__-" - United States (Washington)

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Wow what on earth would make somebody say something like that? That's horrible. At least he saved you though! Glad you're ok OP :)

#1 - On 09/29/2013 at 12:52pm by DooleyFTW

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Ouch. Well, would've hurt more if he had left you.

#3 - On 09/29/2013 at 12:53pm by imabassist

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