Miscellaneous: Today, a stranger pulled me out of the path of a speeding taxicab....

By -__-" - 29/09/2013 05:45 - United States - Vancouver

Today, a stranger pulled me out of the path of a speeding taxicab. He then took one look at my face, said, "I should've left you there", and walked away. FML

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By deadandwasted - 20/02/2010 08:20 - United States

Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML

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Thanks dude!

By Megan - 11/07/2023 12:00

Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML

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By Noname - 16/03/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML

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By relievedbutashamed - 22/02/2019 20:00

Today, I left a coffee shop abruptly to go to my car to let out some really bad and loud gas. My window was partly open because it's broken. A stranger was walking on the sidewalk in front of me. He looked terrified. FML

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By Sophie - 27/12/2011 04:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

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By tryingtostealmyheart - 19/12/2015 07:12

Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML

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By stevenr579 - 23/01/2013 23:33 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML

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By RoyBoy - 26/07/2021 18:01

Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML

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By Username - 13/11/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk. I pulled over next to her and asked if she wanted a ride. Only after getting a face full of the soda she was drinking did I realize I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

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By Ash - 27/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I saw this tourist almost get hit by a cab. After he walked away I complained to my boyfriend about how idiotic people like him just deserve to die. After 5 blocks of my ranting the tourist turns around and says "I'm right in front of you bitch." I hid behind my laughing boyfriend. FML

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DooleyFTW 17

Sunday 29 September 2013 18:52

Wow what on earth would make somebody say something like that? That's horrible. At least he saved you though! Glad you're ok OP :)

imabassist 23

Sunday 29 September 2013 18:53

Ouch. Well, would've hurt more if he had left you.

Comments

explodingpies 4

Sunday 29 September 2013 19:44

You could sue for him saving your life ..

Axipiter 24

Sunday 29 September 2013 21:34

Best advice I've heard all day. I'm going to go back to bed now, because anything else I can experience today will just be a disappointment compared to the genius I've just seen.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 30 September 2013 0:27

"He didn't save my life, he ruined my death!" I hope somebody gets it :D

MiMiLove96 10

Sunday 29 September 2013 19:55

That's a odd thing to say after saving someone. At least he didn't push you back into the street?

Enslaved 36

Sunday 29 September 2013 19:57

"I'm alive. for you, I'm awake. Because of you, I'm alive. I told you, I'm awake swallowing you alive!" **I'd happily take an insult over being road kill any day! :P