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Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36427) - you deserved it (2506)

On 09/28/2013 at 5:01pm - misc - by ouharguohargssdf (man) - United States (Indiana)

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Do the same but make a show of scratching your balls next time.

#3 - On 09/28/2013 at 8:38pm by x_the_lancer_x

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Oh mother in laws...

#1 - On 09/28/2013 at 8:37pm by Bloink

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