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Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML
Next time stay in the doorway and keep saying "cold, cold, warmer, warmer, cold again" just to freak him out.
My mom thought I was gay because I watch Glee. Turns out she was right
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 12 December 2014