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Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44972) - you deserved it (3244)

On 09/01/2013 at 7:06pm - misc - by WaltTheFuckDad (man) - United States (California)

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Next time stay in the doorway and keep saying "cold, cold, warmer, warmer, cold again" just to freak him out.

#5 - On 09/01/2013 at 8:41pm by darwinism

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My mom thought I was gay because I watch Glee. Turns out she was right

#9 - On 09/01/2013 at 8:43pm by slooby

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