Today, my house was broken into. They didn't take much, but they did paint spunking cocks on the walls and furniture. FML
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Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
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bleijar 4
Wow that's just immature. Sorry about it op
tanekdrachonae 19
Those were some really cocky burglars.
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Comments (65)
bleijar 4
Wow that's just immature. Sorry about it op
K410 18
Sounded like they were robbed by a bunch of 12 year old cod players lol
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Even us 20 year old battlefield players enjoy a good **** painting now and then.
K410 18
Lol it all started in counter strike anyway :p
ViRepz 28
I wish cod or battlefield had custom spray tags =)
caohm 18
it was a cocktastrophy!!! *puts on blind fold and smokes his last cig waiting for firing squad of thumb downs*
TheCanucklehead 22
The catastrophe is people that say they're preparing for thumbs down
K410 18
Valve ftw :p
little_one 20
No 24 it was Malcolm McDowell from clockwork orange just be thankful he had to read the meter.... No time for the in and out.
InfernoVivo 12
They sure cocked up
DWordHead16 19
Yeah, and if the OP had found the burglars, they would've been coldcocked by her! -well, I tried, and I just had to use the word coldcocked!-
DWordHead16 19
Oh shut up, at least I tried. Rather then the usual "that sucks" lol. I tried. I was going to stop attempting puns if this one was bad, so okay then. I won't try to do puns. I just wanted to be creative xD
KazuTrumpet1512 21
Don't stop trying! You have to be persistent if you want to make better puns.:)
DWordHead16 19
#56: Aww well thanks for the inspiration! Maybe I'll work on my pun skills(: I just hate when someone tries to get snappy at people who actually try to be funny and what not. You don't know how many times I rewrote that comment. I kinda figured this would have happened. It never sounded right lmao. (:
poodle_juice 17
What a dick.
SwaggCapone 11
artistic burglars? what kind of sorcery is this
ColdplaySucks 18
I believe this type of sorcery is commonly known as vandalism. Witchcraft!
torbey 23
that sounds like a pretty personal attack... hopefully you haven't been a dick lately then! but FYL if you haven't...
BossPathfinderGM 14
How exciting.
dudeofawe 15
What? Are you not impressed?
Conn3ct 9
That's so not alright. Why'd it have to be skunking?
Bano360 25
*Facepalm*
asparagus12 21
Very unfortunate circumstance but you will have a great story to tell for years to come! Who else can claim that burglars painted penises on their wall?
TheOrangeProon 13
It happens more often than you'd think ):
israa_alhasani94 12
Totally rude of them!
isallwaysme 27
you say that like it isn't rude to break into someone's house in the first place.
mcm_3 16
Well they did break in to OP's home, manners probably wern't a priority.
Keattles 14
No company over for awhile >_