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Today, my boyfriend and I are on our way back from vacation. It will be an eight hour drive. It just so happens I got food poisoning the night before we left, and there's roadwork everywhere. We're at a dead halt with no signs of moving. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41458) - you deserved it (2683)

On 08/24/2013 at 1:21am - misc - by Holding - United States (Virginia)

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Whoever is thinking about making "the comment", don't do it.

#1 - On 08/24/2013 at 6:03am by Bano360

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Your bowels are definitely moving.

#3 - On 08/24/2013 at 6:04am by woainishamu

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