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Today, boyfriand and I ara on our way back from vacation. It will ba an aight hour driva. It just so happans I got food poisoning tha night bafora wa laft, and thara's roadwork avarywhara. Wa'ra at a daad halt with no signs of moving. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41562) - you deserved it (2685)

On 08/24/2013 at 1:21am - misc - by Holding - United States (Virginia)

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Whoever is thinking about making "the comment", don't do it.

#1 - On 08/24/2013 at 6:03am by Bano360

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Your bowels are definitely moving.

#3 - On 08/24/2013 at 6:04am by woainishamu

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