Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML
Past glory
Today, I attended my high school reunion and was feeling good about the gym progress I’d made. Looking fabulous, I was ready to relive my glory days when I got into a conversation with someone I didn’t recognize. He had to remind me that we were in the same chemistry class for two years. I had no idea who he was. FML
The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated
Today, I was at my 10-year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screamed when she saw me. Then she started hitting me, looking panicked. I calmed her down and asked why she hit me. She says, "Everyone thought you were dead"' FML
Humblebrag High
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
I'm not that old!
Today, I was showing my hair-do from my high school prom from 10 years ago to a drunk neighbor. He turned to my mom and said, "Wow, she was a beautiful girl back in the day." Right in front of me. FML
Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML
Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Run for the hills!
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
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XxXCrissyXxX 12
There are always people at those reunions trying to feel better about themselves, so don't take it to heart. as long a you are happy with yourself, what does it matter?
skitzymew 19
Everyone is beautiful in their own way! Most people can't accept that inner beauty is more important. You can be sexy as **** on the outside, but if you're a bitch with no heart, who's really going to stick around?
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Don't listen to her OP you're beautiful. (:
then000bster 16
Or she is ugly... Some people can just be plain ugly and can't help it. She should accept the fact and move on that she is and find inner strength. I heard inner strength is a lot better than looking pretty :) but then again some people just wanna feel pretty even if you have to look for compliments on fml.
slick5880 22
Everyone can't be a 10. Just surround yourself with uglier people.
skitzymew 19
Everyone is beautiful in their own way! Most people can't accept that inner beauty is more important. You can be sexy as **** on the outside, but if you're a bitch with no heart, who's really going to stick around?
Jake_Hale 7
I think whoever said that OP was kidding. Try to make out with that person to freak them out and let karma serve them.
RoboCunnilingus 23
How dare you insult me?! -proceeds to tongue you down- Shit porno. I'd watch it though.
ropeandneck 7
easy to say, mlle 10/10. who sees inner beauty at first glance ?
carina_47 16
Ignore that bitch. You're very pretty! Or say: "you used to be so intelligent, what happened?" - although that won't work if she's stupid ;-) In that case a good ol fashioned, well thrown punch might do the trick. Preferably in the face and then ask her "what happened?" Ppl these days need to know their place...
Mr_Fluffy15 4
Ya I don't think she deserves a punch in the face for saying she used to be pretty, she didn't say she was ugly.
AbstraktThoughts 13
Or OP could just say, "I might've changed, but you're still the same bitch." :)
carina_47 16
Ya I think she does. And it's one girl throwing a punch at another. Unless she's a skilled fighter, it won't actually be about hurting or disfiguring her "opponent", but about sending a message: "don't **** with me." People these days seem to have forgotten, that they shouldn't relentlessly attack other people's dignity - usually just to make themselves feel better. A punch - which might or might not actually be all that powerful - can do the trick. Downwote me if it pleases you. I spoke my mind. -- #15: or that works ;-)
godisnowhere41 5
Angry ginge...
NinjaBunny026 16
I think we've got a drama queen on our hands..
addioty 19
These are the types of people that make me embarrassed to have auburn hair. I apologize on behalf of all gingers for this stupid paperclip.
narrowords 18
16 - Punch her for a stupid comment? Seriously, step into the real world where adults are charged with assault and battery and have to find jobs and housing with criminal records.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Punch her in the face and then ask her what happened. It's not like you'd be overreacting or anything...
SystemofaBlink41 27
Didn't realize #2 posted the punch thing, too. My bad!
Jake_Hale 7
Either punch or try to make out with her to freak her out.
Caitie_kid 8
That's when you reply: "I was going to say that you've changed a lot too, but you're still a bitch" smile and walk away.
esines 9
Jake_Hale, what is with you and saying "try to make out with them to freak them out"? You are one weird sonuvabitch...
Caitie_kid 8
36, he always says some weirdo sexual crap. I'm convinced that he's either a really horny inappropriate teenager, or a sexual predator.
esines 9
56, I feel like he owns a van and a court order saying he can't go within 500ft of a Chuck E. Cheese or playground. But I should stop making jokes about him, he might try to make out with me to freak me out
KylieMangion 22
Women are so mean to each other sometimes...Ignore it! I'm sure you're still pretty :)
TheOnlyKittyKat 15
I don't see why everyone has to run to OP's rescue with, "You're still pretty!!!!" Sometimes people are ugly and it sucks, but we don't need to metaphorically cover the place in cushions. Maybe OP /is/ ugly, but she probably has many other redeeming qualities.
SparkleFace 14
She may be ugly compared to today's messed up standard of beauty, but I think that all people are pretty or beautiful physically in some way or another. Looking unique is good! Stay strong OP!
Ashley868 10
I agree #20. I'm an ugly woman myself and I find it more annoying when people say that. I'm ugly, I know I'm ugly, I've been told I'm ugly so I've accepted it. I hate it if I mention an insult and someone says: "Oh I'm sure you're not ugly. You just need confidence. " My lack of confidence didn't cause someone to call me ugly. Someone said it because it's true. Usually I only bring it up to relate to a story (like this one) and that's it.
jkmartinjk 16
Wow 47 that's so bold of you to say! You're awesome for accepting that, I'm sure it wasn't easy. But that definitely doesn't mean you can't be happy in life or can't a great partner. A little tip, having a child with someone who is also not symmetrical (or not attractive) creates the possibility that what makes the both of you 'unattractive' to others will be cancelled out when conceiving a child. So your kids could be the next miss/Mr universe!
XxXCrissyXxX 12
There are always people at those reunions trying to feel better about themselves, so don't take it to heart. as long a you are happy with yourself, what does it matter?
purebliss_fml 19
Assholes will always be assholes. OP, there are some people in this world who get off on making other people miserable. Take no notice.
redwrath 16
Couldve said "bitch i became sexy thats what happened"
DFresh503 8
I'm bringin sexy back... Yeah
klorehore 24
ignore her, she probably has some issues with you from back when you were in school together and is trying to give you a low blow to your self esteem. It's how many people act, sadly. Who cares what she thinks anyway, just be happy with yourself OP.
mealsonwheels 12
what you should have said: I stopped worrying about pretty on the outside and started worrying more about being pretty on the inside. I guess you stopped worrying about pretty on either side?
kidclarke 15
Should have said "Wow, I didn't think you could get any uglier, but here you are proving me wrong!"