Good one, thanks

By zackeryburch - 03/08/2013 13:01 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was at Basic Training for the Army when I got a package in the mail from my friends back home. You are required to open your packages in front of your drill sergeants and peers at Basic. When I opened it, it was a dildo. FML
I agree, your life sucks 66 476
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Same thing different taste

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Give it to the drill sergeant. They have that name for a reason you know.

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And THAT is a perfect example of why you don't tell your prankster friends the finer details of how your life works

Zimmington 21

Anyone else find it weird this is the third ***** through the mail FML within a month?

justmeCee 16

LOL. Yeah, maybe it was a regift from the guy that got his grandmas ***** in the mail! :p

Vamking 5

Come it's a new trend mail didlo. Mail will make you happy new ways

Well you and your army buddies can have a real good time now. Btw they must be really good friends to go through the trouble and expenses to ship you such a fun gift. I wish I had friends like yours....

Your friends seem like funny people. They probably wanted to make sure you still had fun while at training...Sucks that you had to open it in front of your drill sergent though, OP.

I'm guessing that his friends knew he would have to open it in front of his drill sergeants, that's why they sent it.

PterodactylMan 23

Your friends are clever trolls

meggieeee92 15

People always send embarrassing things in packages when you're in basic since you have to open it in front of everyone. I sent a friend of mine a gay **** magazine just to be funny.

Make sure you still had fun? From what I know oftentimes sending stuff like this puts recruits through hell.

br00kr 22

My mom told my friend to bring me a pair of underwear and he wore them down the street then loudly told my friends they were mine. I cried for awhile i was so embarressed

Give it to the drill sergeant. They have that name for a reason you know.

Hopefully it was fuzzy and pink so you could explain it was a joke.

Nah, he's in the army, so obviously it's a M-99287 Tactical Pleasuring Device (TPD)

challan 19

Your ass is going to get smoked in more than one way now.

Well, I guess you won't get lonely...lol, I bet the look on their faces was priceless!!

I like your friends. Just wait until the next package they send. I wonder what it will be.

I think mailing ****** is becoming very common these days.

Dawnstempest 17

It sounds like they wanted you to have extra special attention from that important someone. Oh, everywhere I go. Oh everywhere I go. There's a Drill Sergeant there. There's a Drill Sergeant there.

At least they did it for your benefit OP. Sucks that everyone saw though