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Today, I was at Basic Training for the Army when I got a package in the mail from my friends back home. You are required to open your packages in front of your drill sergeants and peers at Basic. When I opened it, it was a dildo. FML
Give it to the drill sergeant. They have that name for a reason you know.
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Friday 17 October 2014