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Today, I was at Basic Training for the Army when I got a package in the mail from my friends back home. You are required to open your packages in front of your drill sergeants and peers at Basic. When I opened it, it was a dildo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61106) - you deserved it (5990)

On 08/03/2013 at 9:01am - misc - by zackeryburch - United States (California)

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That's sounds like a pain in the ass.

#1 - On 08/03/2013 at 1:27pm by teddy4nyy

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Give it to the drill sergeant. They have that name for a reason you know.

#4 - On 08/03/2013 at 1:28pm by Posthuman

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