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Today, I found out that my girlfriend hasn't really been "researching" for work on the Internet; she's actually been tweeting the same pathetic plea to a guy from One Direction asking him to "follow" her. She's 29. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37344) - you deserved it (3975)

On 07/28/2013 at 8:18pm - misc - by LeaveTheGuyAlone (man) - United States (New York)

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I think your relationship is going in the wrong direction.

#4 - On 07/29/2013 at 1:30am by mpj13

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Her life seems to be headed in one direction. Down.

#7 - On 07/29/2013 at 1:31am by NoorFML

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