Today, I found out that my girlfriend hasn't really been "researching" for work on the Internet; she's actually been tweeting the same pathetic plea to a guy from One Direction asking him to "follow" her. She's 29. FML

by LeaveTheGuyAlone / 07/28/2013 at 8:18pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

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  • I think your relationship is going in the wrong direction.

    #4 - On 07/29/2013 at 1:30am by mpj13

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  • Her life seems to be headed in one direction. Down.

    #7 - On 07/29/2013 at 1:31am by NoorFML

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