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Today, after a church service, a man approached me as I was walking to my car. He had tears in his eyes and politely asked if I would pray with him. He asked if we could hold hands. As I reached out to hold his hands, the bitch snatched my purse and ran. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45215) - you deserved it (7910)

On 07/22/2013 at 3:09am - misc - by HillaryAngelic (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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That's when you chase his ass down and show him the wrath of God.

#2 - On 07/22/2013 at 10:23am by jw90

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Its not you fault OP, you were trying to be the bigger person

#1 - On 07/22/2013 at 10:22am by funky2525

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