Today, after a church service, a man approached me as I was walking to my car. He had tears in his eyes and politely asked if I would pray with him. He asked if we could hold hands. As I reached out to hold his hands, the bitch snatched my purse and ran. FML
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Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping. All of a sudden, a robber punched me in the face and took her purse. She started crying about her purse and told me to get off the ground because I was embarrassing her. FML
Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML
Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML
Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML
Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML
Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML
Today, while pumping gas at the gas station, two men pulled up to my car, opened the passenger door, grabbed my handbag and sped off. The $2000 handbag that my husband worked pretty much all last year for to gift me for Christmas, my wallet, and my diabetes medication. FML
Today, as I exited McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching my handbag right off my shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhausted before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. FML
Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML
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jw90 18
That's when you chase his ass down and show him the wrath of God.
funky2525 14
Its not you fault OP, you were trying to be the bigger person
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Comments (72)
funky2525 14
Its not you fault OP, you were trying to be the bigger person
LMFAOwned 9
Tis a cruel world. Trust no one!
jonnyapples 7
I always try to be the bigger person! People just think I'm fat.
raww77 12
well its ut fault for even trying to be nice and pray with him hard to say but **** him and his problems the OP dhould of just got in and drove away u can't trust no one any more
jw90 18
That's when you chase his ass down and show him the wrath of God.
xlord 27
The power of Christ compels my fist in your crotch ************!!
CrissyyyS2 22
Well you should know exactly how he looks like. Call the police and report him.
gczizza1997 15
Just a description isn't enough sometimes. It be better if op knew his name or if he had a license plate of a car that the thief may have been driving
starile 19
"...he was wearing a flowing robe, a stole over his shoulders, and white clerical around his neck, was holding a rosary, and smacked me with his Bible. Oh, wherever will you find him, officer??"
gczizza1997 15
That would be accurate, if op said the priest stole her purse
WhoopWhoop321 18
Manipulative!
singer0421 32
Damn con artists... Sucks for you OP.
Catkam623 27
New category? Religious screwing?
astralvagan 20
Nah, that's been around for years.... This could just be a new version
DasHaas 9
I guess praying does have an effect sometimes... just not the one you were hoping for.
purebliss_fml 19
You probably aren't the first and won't be the last he'll be targeting outside the church OP. Definitely report him and let your church know so that others are warned.
Bano360 25
This is why I wouldn't trust a stranger. Some are scum of the earth and will rob you in an instant.
Pordexel 5
Where is your god now? ...alright you can downvote me.
pedinhuh 23
Right away, sir.
hopsinlove17 26
Yes, you're entitled to your own opinion, but please be respectful of others preferences. *God
DasHaas 9
There's really no reason to be respectful of someone's opinion just because it's their opinion.
RedPillSucks 31
I don't respect your opinion to not be respectful of other peoples opinion what?
DasHaas 9
That's perfectly valid. If you think it's a bad opinion, you don't have to respect it. It doesn't receive any value from being my opinion, only from the reasoning behind it (which you're free to disagree with, although you don't know what it is.)
samaraperez 7
well all have our own oppinion i respect yalls
hopsinlove17 26
26: why? Do you like causing conflict? There's no need to bash someone just because they view differently than you. I certainly haven't bashed your opinion, so don't be so butthurt.
DasHaas 9
Would you respect someone's opinion that all black people should be dragged into the street and shot? If the answer is "no", then you agree with me that an opinion does not need to be respected merely for being someone's opinion. If the answer is "yes", I'm afraid I can't respect your opinion on the matter ;)