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Today, I was playing a video game that required me to hunt a few animals. My mom walked in, saw what I was doing, then went into her psycho vegan mode and started yelling at me. She basically grounded me for "murdering" pixels on a screen. FML

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On 06/23/2013 at 2:14pm - misc - by welp, time to become an assassin (man) - United States (Texas)

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Is she a PETA enthusiast? If so, play a lot of Pokemon in defiance.

#3 - On 06/23/2013 at 6:43pm by Trigabyte

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eat at McDonlads just to spite her.

#2 - On 06/23/2013 at 6:42pm by GetPuckedUp

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