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By welp, time to become an assassin - 23/06/2013 18:14 - United States - Rowlett

Today, I was playing a video game that required me to hunt a few animals. My mom walked in, saw what I was doing, then went into her psycho vegan mode and started yelling at me. She basically grounded me for "murdering" pixels on a screen. FML

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Overbearing much?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2020 14:02

Today, my mom caught me playing Mortal Kombat and had a fit about the violence, saying she read violent video games turn young people like me into mass murderers. I’m 29 years-old with my own flat and she still tries to treat me like a dumb impressionable teenager. FML

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By YoshiSqu4d - 22/05/2019 04:00

Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML

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Technologically challenged

By Weirdo - 22/11/2020 08:02

Today, once again, my mom chewed me out for, “playing games on the computer all day.” I’m not playing, it’s 3D modeling, and it’s my job. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2014 19:52 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

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Crossed Animal

By NotCool - 19/01/2021 19:57 - United States - Midlothian

Today, just like every other day, my mom has prioritized doing chores and chatting with her neighbors above even talking to me. This would be fine, if it wasn't in Animal Crossing. Apparently, a lifestyle video game is more important than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 18:10

Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 20:22 - United States - Newark

Today, my vegan step-mom found out I ate at McDonald's yesterday. She gave me hell and asked me how it feels to give money to "murderers". All while my dad sat quietly by because he's too whipped to speak his mind. It wasn't even her house a month ago. FML

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Domestic

By Anonymous - 16/12/2022 15:00

Today, my mom tried to ground me, even though I moved into my own flat to escape her. I told her 'my flat, my rules' so she tried to confiscate my Xbox because 'she’s the boss of me.' The look on her face as the cops took her away was worth the shouting match we’ll have when she makes bail. FML

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Trigabyte 8

Monday 24 June 2013 0:43

Is she a PETA enthusiast? If so, play a lot of Pokemon in defiance.

GetPuckedUp 3

Monday 24 June 2013 0:42

eat at McDonlads just to spite her.

Comments

GraphicAustin 8

Tuesday 25 June 2013 1:21

Vegans are just crazy so you should have seen this stupid situation coming

Steffi 26

Wednesday 26 June 2013 12:44

You're crazy for thinking all vegans are like this.

bobbyjoe353 10

Tuesday 25 June 2013 2:32

My mom banned me from Red Dead because I accidentally shot a horse

rebel501 4

Tuesday 25 June 2013 11:21

That was me when I was young I learned that if I felt she was coming to just walk right on by with no weapon and instead climb a tree (hunting)

maxman13524 13

Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:24

What game?

thatotk 14

Wednesday 26 June 2013 6:07

Were you playing last of us?

jessejamesc 8

Thursday 27 June 2013 7:27

it was minecraft wasn't it. rock on bro!!!

kidsgotastinky 11

Saturday 29 June 2013 12:06

Far Cry 3?

beanthemouse 13

Tuesday 2 July 2013 11:14

What is funny that murder only applies to humans. Read the dictionary. Vegans, abusing the poor dictionaries. They should be ashamed.

abnormalbird 11

Friday 10 January 2014 18:33

Congratulations your mom is a stupid liberal.

Kirbyzx 16

Wednesday 26 March 2014 16:52

Stupid vegans. Kill your mom- 2 problems solved! All the violent video games you want, and one less vegan in the world!

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Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML

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Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my car. FML

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Today, I had to bring my youngest (a 3 year-old) with me to my therapist's, due to not having childcare. After waiting 10 minutes, the receptionist called me up to the desk to inform me that my therapist wouldn’t be seeing me, because of my child being there. Nothing like wasting an hour of my time. FML

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