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Today, as I was crossing to the US, I got pulled over by border patrol for looking "suspicious". The female cop searched my purse and found a condom. She smirked and said, "I doubt you'd ever need that." FML

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On 06/15/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by well then... - Canada (Ontario)

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That's when you say "I'll need it if you want to search more of me". ;)

#1 - On 06/15/2013 at 9:45am by _DudeGuy_

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That's when the Mexicans in the trunk say "yes she will!"

#5 - On 06/15/2013 at 9:50am by IronMan3758

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