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Today, as I was crossing to the US, I got pulled over by border patrol for looking "suspicious". The female cop searched my purse and found a condom. She smirked and said, "I doubt you'd ever need that." FML
That's when you say "I'll need it if you want to search more of me". ;)
That's when the Mexicans in the trunk say "yes she will!"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015