Today, in class, we were discussing stereotypes. We were asked about common ones about nearby cities. A guy said, "Well, they say Lumberton has the prettiest girls." My teacher asked if any of us were from Lumberton, so I raised my hand. The guy quickly said, "Nevermind." FML
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Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said, "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML
Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML
Who are you? Who am I?
Today, I went to the grocery store and saw a guy I thought I recognized. I walked up to him and said, “Hey, are you so-and-so from high school?” He looked at me blankly and said, “Nope, don’t know you.” To cover up my embarrassment, I blurted out, “Well, you should! I was the funniest person in our class!” He stared at me for a second before replying, “OK, I’m calling security.” FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Kids, it doesn't get any better
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
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Pwn17 25
Jesus Christ... Why are so many people absolute assholes?
TrueTriage 16
Little did you know the guy is gay and was looking for another guy to raise his hand.
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Pwn17 25
Jesus Christ... Why are so many people absolute assholes?
Axipiter 24
No ******* kidding. It makes no sense at all. I've never sought solace in the suffering of others, and I just don't ******* get it. I want to meet these people, line them up along a street, roll down my car window, stick my hand out, and slap every single one of them at high speed. For shit's sake, people, love each other. It ain't that ******* difficult.
MyNameIsViet 15
Please do that would be the funniest thing ever.
SMHsohard 22
Well, the shallow, conceited ass monkeys I knew in high school and college seem to have spawned a new generation. Look at it this way OP; you found out quickly that he belongs on the "Not worth my valuable time and effort to see if he might like me" list, and you can rest assured you're way too good for the trouser snake.
BRLHP 24
#26 I like how you say to love each other but you go into detail about hurting others.
Axipiter 24
I see where you get that idea. But that pertains to people who hurt others needlessly.
KiddNYC1O 22
It's a ****** up world... =[
SkyGuy32 17
The sad thing is, the assholes are usually the most popular people. People just love assholes. Erm… uhh… people like guys that are rude and muscular over nice and mediocre?
MissyMiss5 13
I hate that people laugh at these types of things I can totally see the teacher and other students laughing about it. It's become accepted behavior because they think it's comedy. So disappointing!
Ryuukazuki 7
I agree with what you say, #51, but the idea is still funny. "Man we should all just love one other! Now line up so I can smack the shit out of you."
TrueTriage 16
Little did you know the guy is gay and was looking for another guy to raise his hand.
muzy 23
What part of "prettiest GIRLS" didn't you understand?
Welshite 40
The "I".
domking1315 20
#18 Prettiest "grls"?
Welshite 40
No no: prettiest gurls. I'm just not used to using an "I". "Girls" is too mainstream.
Wizardo 34
Seems like common sense and proper grammar is too mainstream nowadays as well...
SkyGuy32 17
If you want to be original, it doesn't mean you have to change what you do because other people do it. Just do what you like and be yourself. Sorry if those words were too mainstream.
iDaika9xL 13
Lol he tried to make the op feel better
Ryuukazuki 7
@64, I know how that is. Back in highschool, I used to wear black a lot and get picked on and avoided because of it, then everyone started to do it and all of a sudden I was just "trying to be cool". I just kept on wearing it till they stopped and it went back to normal. it works that way with everything. Just ignore "mainstream" and do what you want. Mainstream will pick up something else soon enough and you will be left to your original self once again.
5sonic 22
Awh, I'm sorry op.
RavenLovesViolin 7
Why did people thumbs down this? Smh.
DaftDude 11
Because it didn't have to be written.
truth_teller23 11
Maybe OP is a guy?
Pwn17 25
It clearly says female.
truth_teller23 11
Oops I'm on my phone and not used to the app.
lilhellian 27
The FML said "prettiest girls", why would op raise her hand if she was a guy?
Cobro 5
Because OP is a pre-op and we need to respect her life decisions.
lakersfan2424 8
Ouch!! That sucks. I'm sure he's just jealous of your looks.
Prolux_fml 23
Why would a guy be jealous of how a girl looks?
bluehero 17
He's upset he can't work that up-do like she can.
RedPillSucks 33
because he knows he wont be able to "tap that", so he says something mean.
chanellgymnast 17
What an asshole.
rashadmahmoud 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You're beautiful & no one can say otherwise! That guy is an asshole.
Prolux_fml 23
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder - To me OP may be as ugly as a trout but in your opinion she could be as pretty as a goddess.
PenguinBitch 44
Maybe OP is a proud ugly barnacle.
Pwuj 6
I'm an asshole and I can say that she's ugly
kaoccc 7
The guy must be gay
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
40---highlights and some eye brow wax job? itll open up your face and lighten it up.
khaya 9
Lumberton is a strange place.
FMLephant 2
It is. I used to live there. Some pretty girls, but the city's nickname is "Dumberton" for all of the idiots living there.
KBLUV 1
Yeah, there is nothing special about Lumberton. I've been there plenty of times and live 30 minutes away from there. Ain't nothing there but a whole bunch of fake wannabe so-called "Native Americans". But that's another story.
bs0317 5
Wtf dude, I'm from Lumberton, NC and I believe I am fairly attractive. I'm no beauty queen, but most of the women I know are some really good looking broads. Rude! And half of my family is Native American, but even they would agree with you on that point (somewhat).
bs0317 5
False. We call it "Lumberdump". I've never once heard "Dumberton" used. But I may reserve the option to borrow this name hahahaa
EpicSquishii 21
Well he probably just did it for a laugh. Kids in school have this uncanny ability to hurt people, and unfortunately spectators just eat it up. After Highschool, college, etc., it really does get much better. BTW I never once saw a girl be called pretty by a guy in front of people in school. Almost all guys are scared shitless to be made fun of or rejected at that age, so he could have been backtracking for that reason as well.