Today, after telling my mother-in-law about my recent miscarriage, she cheerfully made a cake to celebrate. FML
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Today, my sister decided to have her baby shower on my birthday. I recently had a miscarriage and she knows this. FML
Today, my mother-in-law had a bitch fit because I had a miscarriage and my husband and I are having a difficult time. It’s her birthday and she said I should, “stop being an attention-hogging drama queen” and that, “shit happens, get over it” She doesn’t see what's wrong with her statements. FML
Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, I bumped into an old school friend. I'd heard she was pregnant so the first thing I did was congratulate her. Not only was she not pregnant, but the reason she managed to get so fat was because of comfort eating due to her miscarriage last month. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 8 year-old son down and gently explained to him that I had a miscarriage and he won't be having a little brother or sister after all. He responded by dancing around the room and celebrating. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, my mother excitedly jumped up and down, announcing that one of her sweet younger coworkers got engaged. I wished she'd had the same reaction to my engagement when I announced it to her a few days earlier. FML
Today, it was my mother’s birthday. I was on my way to pick up her cake but I got into a car accident and ended up in the emergency room. When I call her to explain what happened, she called me an useless fuck for ruining her birthday by not bringing the cake. She’s yet to ask if I'm okay. FML
Today, a week after my miscarriage, my little sister thought it appropriate to wrap her belt around her neck and scream, "Hey look, it's your baby!" FML
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Top comments
ouimetnick 10
A hard slap on her face is also another way to celebrate.
44LynnLynn 23
Mother-in-law or if you rearrange the letters, Woman Hitler. FYL that's terrible.
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Comments (128)
ouimetnick 10
A hard slap on her face is also another way to celebrate.
dunebro 15
The she would probably sue her. Look at the country.
44LynnLynn 23
Mother-in-law or if you rearrange the letters, Woman Hitler. FYL that's terrible.
TrueTriage 16
3 you just blew my mind into space. Now I have to contact NASA about a retrieval mission
chronickX 11
How was the cake?
mario2012 18
It was a lie. *gets ready for the FML mob*
rg350dx 29
I'm betting it was that dead baby looking cake, featured on Tosh.0
chowE_fml 4
"Dead baby looking cake" ..dude I laughed so hard
Pesticides 19
yeah, was it shaped like a fetus?
wardo 4
Hehe all these FML community losers downvote you but don't worry, the people that understand your joke appreciate it! *Prepares for the hoardes of downvotes*
Fedezzer 20
The majority of those on FML are either oddly sensitive or just mentally defective. Sometimes they just don't know how to simply move the mouse away, and think: "do I really think this is bad? Or am I just ignorant?"
FlyingPie 17
I've heard bad things about many people, but this takes the cake.
joawmeens 7
Booooooooo.....
jaybreez52 10
This would be the appropriate time to slap a bitch
SlapAndTickle 20
I've got my backhand ready. This mother in law does not deserve any tickles after. >.>
Melix 31
What a bitch. I'm so sorry for your loss OP :( Anyways, Karma is going to strike back at her, so don't worry, her turn will come.
samabomination 19
Screw Karma! She should strike back at her right now with her foot going up the Woman Hitler's ass!
k_lylepad 19
What an evil mother-in-law. Miscarriages are an emotional ordeal. Gosh, how insensitive.
Welshite 39
That's heartless. Throw the cake in her face.
ironichalibut 24
Then bake a pie, and proceed to throw affair mentioned pie in her face. Timeless comedic value.
samabomination 19
Guess who's ass you need to kick?
rg350dx 29
The mailman. Because he keeps knocking on the ******* door when he doesn't have to and it just riles the dog up and she won't stop barking. It's beyond annoying.
KeeLady 20
Whose*
brittyboo123 35
Sorry about your loss OP.