Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
Movie night
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Today, my daughter turned 11. Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decided to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts. When she saw the letter, she screamed and showed me. When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hated me, started crying, and stepped on my foot. FML
Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing
Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML
What the hell am I doing here?
Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML
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Today, my brother-in-law brought his new girlfriend over to meet the family. Things went south real quick after she went on a tirade about what terrible parents my wife and I are for letting our kids keep all their Harry Potter memorabilia. Now he’s mad I threw her out. FML
A few moments later…
Today, I saw my first FML I published on Facebook. Everyone was bashing me, thinking that I was the problem and the cause for my ex-boyfriend wanting to do his own thing. I used to sit in his room being ignored for days straight while he gamed. Not once did I bitch about his gaming. FML
Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML
Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML
Audible readers empathize
Today, It's been a few months since I started reading the Harry Potter books to my daughter. She told me a list of all her favorite characters. I didn't have the heart to tell her that every single one of them dies by the end of the seventh book. FML
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JustJumped 22
Could have been worse, could have been twilight
hordriss 14
So you're getting shunned for having an opinion of your own? Shit, the people you know are assholes!
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gracehi 31
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YDI for having lousy taste in literature.
gracehi 31
Just to clarify before a war starts in this thread, I'd like to say that, while I think that OP had lousy taste in literature, and that I don't understand why someone wouldn't like Harry Potter, I was actually joking about him deserving verbal abuse and being shined by his friend over something as trivial as a children's book. His friends sound really immature.
KeXu 6
Anyone who berates you just because you don't have the same literary tastes, deserves to be berated
nanner42 13
So if someone doesn't like a certain genre of books, they should be berated? Wow society today is awful.
SynysterNero 20
So he deserved to get hate for having different opinion? You're a real asshole if you have that mindset and I hated Harry Potter too.
gracehi 31
Read my follow up comment, guys. Oh, and before you point it out, *shunned
VioletLife 18
Hey every person is entitled to their own opinion. Just because he doesn't have the same interest as the rest of the world doesn't mean he should receive tons of abuse. I personally think Harry Potter was a wonderful series, but not so much as to hate someone for disliking it. It's just a book.
77777771 12
Everyone is taking this comment way to seriously.
2035 9
10, unless OP is a child...I don't see how an adult disliking a 'children's book', as you so aptly put it, is a sign of lousy literary taste.
Catkam623 27
Personally I'm not a big fan of Harry potter in my opinion the only good book was the 5th and the only reason they're so popular is because the movies were actually pretty good.
gracehi 31
There are plenty of children's books that are widely acclaimed classics: "Where the Wild Things Are," "Peter Rabbit," "The Chronicles of Narnia," "The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh," etc... Although they are written at an elementary shool level, they are brilliant works, and children and adults alike world wide enjoy them. I say OP has bad taste in literature because that's my opinion, and it's OP's opinion that "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" is a bad book. We are both entitled to our opinions, however neither of us deserve to be verbally abused it shunned by our friends for our different opinions, because opinions are subjective, and, (within reason) it's not wrong to have your own opinion, as unpopular add that opinion may be.
gracehi 31
*as
gracehi 31
71, Yes. Yes, they are. Petiole are trying to argue with me about it, even after I said I was joking. Weird...
gracehi 31
**** Swype! *People.
CrookedCook 14
It's all about the shire!!!
bunnypancakes 5
Harry Potter isn't even literature. It's pulp, fluff; mindless poorly-written drivel designed to entertain the young and simple-minded and bleed money from the pockets of their parents. There is nothing of literary merit there, only plot holes, cliches, deus ex machina, and wanton disregard for anything resembling good storytelling.
gracehi 31
^ Troll
MansonFTW 5
Please never say that the movies were better. Ever.
Eorlas 31
No, gracehi, NO ONE is "entitled" to their opinion.
SeepingSarcasm 7
You're all a bunch of ******* idiots! Did you not see the second comment in this thread where it explicitly states comment #1 was a joke, specially to avoid this reactions?! #139, would you rather prefer brlliant novels such as ''50 Shades of Twilight'' too add to your fine taste in litterature then?
CharresBarkrey 15
139 - Not saying I agree or disagree with your comment, but I'd like to know what YOU consider good literature?
MansonFTW 5
What you don't understand is, many people need an escape and in times of need Harry Potter was there for them. For the people who grew up with it, it's more than just a story, it reminds them of their childhood. If you don't understand people's connections to fictional characters now, you never will. It is the greatest and the worst thing in the world.
nissa0909 16
#139 has most definitely never ever read Harry Potter.
sabbyheartswhat 23
I totally agree. Think about it. Most of us were Harry Pot-heads right around 9/11 I know I buried myself in many of the books because reading was better than watching depressing tv as a kid. Videos of people dying and jumping out of a doomed burning building, adults everywhere talking about how the government this, terrorist that. HP was a sanctuary to me. I don't care want anyone else says. You can love or hate HP but you have to admit as a franchise the books were a great escape. I felt the smallest twinge of happiness and desire turning 11 and checking the mail. It gave a feeling of wonderment and happiness that kids needed. I needed. And yea there's people that don't like it. But go back to being a kid in the 2000s and tell me you didn't need something to look forward to like the Barnes and Nobles midnight book parties, finishing the book to talk with your friends, having your favorite character to dress up as for Halloween. The books were great. I respect people for hating them. But don't say they were just pop fodder. You gotta admit the books were magical to those who needed something to believe in.
A7X_LoVeee 10
The movies were shit compared to the books imo.
summerkop 7
163- This gave me the chills because I totally understand what you mean
Carmstro 13
91... You know that they made movies BECAUSE the books were popular, right?
gracehi 31
151, Wait, what? Oh no! I've been doing it wrong all these years! *deletes facebook account*
JennaNGood 21
Not to mention The Hobbit.
JennaNGood 21
******* A. I meant to add to the point about children's novels being as beautifully (and a lot of the time more beautifully) written then adults books and there is nothing wrong with enjoying them, and everything wrong with the people who refuse to read them or hate on them because they're "kids books." Case in point: The Hobbit. Harry Potter. Chronicles of Narnia. Three pieces of literature (counting Narnia and HP as individual) that are the most popular on this earth, among ALL generations. More beautifully written then every book for adult I have ever read. And the reason people fall in love with literature like this is because its the ultimate form of escapism. And who would rather have no imagination than not be able to immerse themselves in Middle Earth, Narnia or Hogwarts?
fareith 15
I feel like they were all berating OP jokingly. I don't believe so many people would get worked up over it.
gracehi 31
While I agree completely with your point, 186, I don't think the LOTR series falls into the category of childrens' literature. MAYBE they could be classified as young adult books, but I'd say they're written for more mature readers.
MDTeddy 13
Wow. The first book was amazing. Actually, they were all good. The movies were good too even though they left stuff out of the book. For example, the whole beginning part on the first book was left out If I remember correctly. Also, again with the spinning top thing in the 3rd book which spins when danger is near or was it someone who was not trustworthy? It is still good.
JennaNGood 21
188, I didn't say the LOTR series in my comment. JRR Tolkien wrote The Hobbit for his young children, having made up the story as a bedtime story for his young (and I must stress young) children. Yes, LOTR is classified by most as an adult series but it spans multiple generations. And although they both take place in the same world, and LOTR technically is a sequel to The Hobbit, The Hobbit is technically a stand alone novel, yes parts of the book are major threads and plot points of the later book, but it wasn't supposed to be a series, most people just group them together, which is acceptable I suppose. If the criteria were Stories of Middle Earth. Although, then I suppose the series would also be a lot larger then just the two books.
JennaNGood 21
Also please don't take that offensively, I'm just backing up my point.. Although I need to think of a better way to put it then backing up, because those sound like fighting words, and they're really not :p
gracehi 31
No offense taken. I get what you're saying and it makes sense.
gigi1981 13
What a beautiful sentiment, I too recall escaping from life in literature ; whatever form possible. To journey away from the pains of life into a mystical wonderland is what the joy of reading is about.
ColdplaySucks 18
Small candle turns into wildfire.
lafestivalqueen 10
I agree. I grew up with HP. I imagine I have much more of a connection with the books than someone older.
AurumPotestasEst 16
The Hobbit was written for children... the others weren't.
Mahtari 19
Damn, I wish I could read.
irishpassion16 6
I think you got it mixed up with Twilight
JennaNGood 21
258, thank you.. For reiterating what I already said. What a waste of a comment.
Adree 15
Harry Potter is more than a children's book. It's some people's entire childhood, their only friends, adventures, and escapes from reality. Do not downplay something like that. And never underestimate the gargantuan fandom of Harry Potter.
xxreikoxx 31
OP isn't the only one who hates the book, but at least he gave it a chance. Really? "Abuse" someone for not liking a piece of literature? There are better things to read (I don't mean the Twilight series).
derangedplanet 23
just saying, potter fans take that shit personally. we care. has nothing to do with taste and more to do with the fact we feel potter is life, and you're desecrating that. hahaha XP
papa_raatsi 9
Yeah, but what if he's just a Tolkien guy? Not bad taste, just different taste.
meow_jess 11
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You are not alone , I didnt even finish the book , it was a pain to read!
Soloman212 28
Well I can understand anyone saying that any book is bad, that's opinion, but you seem to be saying it was difficult to read. You do realize that it's a children's book, right? That's a bit sad.
Xivion 19
I think what she meant was that she disliked it to the point that it was painful to continue...
Smashhoof 15
#28- Your comment was a pain to read. I must be illiterate.
pistachiopanda 19
What is society coming to?! Harry Potter used to be the coolest thing since floppy disks!
chabelo 10
#2 youre so pretty... i don't care how many negative votes do you have for not even finishing tbe book i still like you lol
flockz 19
^stalk her enough and she might become your girlfriend.
Roskie 16
#28 I want to point out that it wasn't actually intended as a children's book. That was the marketers' decision.
meow_jess 11
Yes #37 thanks for pointing that out....
HaneenDixon 16
It's ok 2, I've never even read the books, and have only watched the first 15 mins of the very first part of the HP series then I stopped. I got bored. No one's forced to like anything.
rocketiquette 20
I feel like there are some very uncreative, dull people on this thread.
MayaTheBee_fml 10
#108, although I respect it if you don't like the series, but I don't think that watching the first fifteen minutes of every movie is going to give you a good idea what the movies are about..
HaneenDixon 16
131, and what are you basing your theory on? Whether we like harry potter or not? Yeah that sounds legit! 134 I totally agree. But sometimes, by watching just the beginning, you will know whether you'll enjoy the rest of the movie or not. No one knows your own taste in movies more than you do. Also, after seeing the previews of the other series, It still didn't intrigue me that much that made me want to watch it. Other movies have caught my attention within the first 5-10 minutes of it. I guess HP is just not meant for me.
glamorous18 10
me neither. I think it's all lame ass fantasy shit like those nerds who dress like & act like they're in the 1800s & "fight" each other with plastic swords. really??!! that's just as bad as pointing a wand at someone & speaking in a fictitious language. how about you people actually educate yourselves with an actually textbook.
Roskie 16
#185 Your comment is ironic as hell. Also, nerds? What are you, in 6th grade?
Sinamoi 18
185- Coming from the moron who brought to you "actually textbook". Quit being a close minded douche, it makes you smell like a hypocrite.
jessi_sunshine 26
#185 - Perhaps you should invest in a grammar textbook. And the spells you call "fictitious language" are actually mostly derived from Latin.
pbonham 22
I'm also not into Harry Potter, it's not my thing, but the books are written phenomenally and I don't think it's possible to diss J.K. Rowling, she is an author is amazing.... However, people do have the right to stage their opinion....This FML has started a shit storm :S
thesinginguy 18
Umm... 185, you do realize that they used Latin for the spells, right? Also, you are telling us (us meaning HP fans of course) that we need to pick up a textbook? That's pretty ironic. Just look at your comment. The grammar is horrendous and you said "actually textbook."
uridea 14
I have to say #134, after watching 15 minutes of Twilight I knew it was bad. In that case the 15 minute rule does not apply, but I agree for most movies you should watch more than 15 minutes.
ThatGuyRory 9
I didn't particularly enjoy the first few books, but the later installments stopped me from reading any more.
Bloink 25
It was painful for me to read also because I just don't like Rowling's writing style
ethan_unoxx 29
I like the movies better than the books
joeyl1990 28
I think the age you are when you read them plays a part. When the books first came out I loved them but I was in 6th grade when the first book came out. I've reread them a few times since and I think if it wasn't for nostalgia I wouldn't have liked them at all.
Eaglestrike117 29
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You don't like Harry Potter? Blasphemy!
JACKxRAWR 22
Harry Potter is so boring though. I was never drawn in by the story at all. I read the first book and watched the films, but the whole time I was painfully aware that they WERE books and WERE films. I never got drawn in to the world like with other stuff. LOTR FOR LIFE!
pslcdsl 9
50 points from you, 35!
perdix 29
#3, what an ironic use of the word! A lot of churchy types think Harry Potter IS blasphemy!
fuzz97 23
I'm not a fan of Harry Potter. Not because of the books itself, which are perfectly fine, but because of the elitist, pretentious nature of its fanbase and the fact that anyone who voices a different opinion that theirs is immediately bashed into oblivion. TL; DR: I like the series but dislike the fans
perdix 29
#128, why do you call them "elitist?" It seems that anyone can read the books and no one seems to be excluded from reading them. Also, they are written for children, so it's hard to call them pretentious. I can see why you might not like rabid fans who will tolerate no criticism of the series, but your adjectives for the fan base seem to be poor choices.
xALEXx_fml 15
Okay...#35. I agree that LOTR is for life- but Harry Potter is still good :)
JACKxRAWR 22
Haha, too many Harry Potter fans on the internet. It's not BAD, I just don't find it interesting. Apparently a difference of opinion with a rabid Potter fan is like a difference of opinion with a religious extremist!
fuzz97 23
#136: They are elitist because they believe that anyone who doesn't like the series has inferior taste, and they are pretentious for exactly the reason you stated: it's a children's book. A well-written children's book, but a children's book nonetheless. The fans, however, treat it as though it is the highest echelon of modern-day literature.
snugglesMcGee199 23
To be fair, the same could be said about any and all fandoms. Fans get passionate about what they love. It's just more noticeable in the Potter fandom because a lot of the fans grew up with the series and have strong emotional ties to it. Harry Potter was an escape for me during a period of time when life was hard to deal with. It made things that were fantasy seem a little real and gave me hope that whatever bad things I was dealing with, things would get better. Harry was such a relatable character for me because he felt alone and he had to struggle with a burden that was all his own, something that I felt was true for me and that I've come to realize is true for a lot of the fans.
fuzz97 23
Well yeah, a lot of fandoms are like that, but if anything that's even worse
Traxx1904 1
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what a bitch. time for a new gf OP
flockz 19
explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. you learn more about it but the frog dies in the process.
Alihb 16
I think its more along the lines of time for a new boyfriend OPGF
AurumPotestasEst 16
So you're saying that vivisection is the way to go?
JustJumped 22
Could have been worse, could have been twilight
kitkatkit 4
Or 50 shades of Grey
\ 28
Or "Sweet Temptation" by Maya Banks
MsMourningStar 22
Yeah but then him disliking it would be understandable and no one would've shunned him.
bunnypancakes 5
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At least Twilight has internal logical consistency.
Chellybelly92 14
Because a sparkling dead vampire that can get a living human pregnant is consistent.
MsMourningStar 22
Do you really want to sit down and point out all the things wrong with Twilight? Because after four books and five movies I can easily do that.
2013bchan41 20
No, because liking Twilight gets you the same results as hating Harry Potter
AurumPotestasEst 16
Twilight does not have anywhere near the "internal logical consistency" of Harry Potter. Stephanie Meyer even wrote about the characters living on the west coast of Brazil. My grasp of geography isn't the greatest but Brazil is the fifth largest country in the world and thus you should be able to see, quite plainly, that it doesn't have a west coast.
needsagf14 12
You're just a hipster aren't you
NickaPLZ 26
No. The joke about hipsters is that they did it BEFORE it was cool. OP is clearly years late to the Harry Potter party so it doesn't work here...
CharresBarkrey 15
The joke is they don't like things that are too "mainstream" which HP clearly is.
TheBrochure 22
Keep reading them, it definitely gets better!
practicallyjesus 7
Until timeturners are introduced and the plot is torn wide open.
FroznInferno 9
I'd give it a couple of days for the death threat letters.
hippo1234 19
Owls...owls everywhere
FroznInferno 9
on the bright side.... no post on Sundays
hordriss 14
So you're getting shunned for having an opinion of your own? Shit, the people you know are assholes!
SliceOfCake 9
Nah, I'd shun OP too for his filthy muggle behavior.
Slimma 20
Mannnn people really need to lighten up. Its just a book. Just because majority people seem to like something doesn't mean everyone has to like it. Some people are capable of forming their own opinions and sticking to them. They don't need to do and like what the majority does. Pretty much people just need to get over it. If OP doesn't like Harry Potter... then he doesn't like it. There are plenty out there that do. Doesn't mean he has horrible taste in literature, doesn't mean he has horrible taste in books... just means OP knows what they do not like.
SliceOfCake 9
It's actually not just a book. Wizards are re- *gets arrested by ministry*