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Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32247) - you deserved it (38809)

On 05/24/2013 at 8:26am - misc - by obnum - United States (New York)

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Could have been worse, could have been twilight

#5 - On 05/24/2013 at 1:03pm by JustJumped

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You don't like Harry Potter? Blasphemy!

#3 - On 05/24/2013 at 1:03pm by Eaglestrike117

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