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Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML


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On 05/22/2013 at 1:40pm - misc - by hobbit - United States (Massachusetts)

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No shame in having a little toe hair! I let them cut mine too when I get my pedi, but they don't charge me extra! That is a little much! Enjoy your pretty toes OP!

#1 - On 05/22/2013 at 5:30pm by BubbleGrunge

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Everyone has toe hair OP. Nothing to be ashamed of.

#3 - On 05/22/2013 at 5:31pm by jkmartinjk

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