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Today I returned home after a semester at university. I guess I did too good a job of getting into shape as my parents phoned the police, thinking I was a burglar. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38903) - you deserved it (3402)

On 05/22/2013 at 5:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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Take it as a compliment! Either that or they just aren't very subtle about wishing you hadn't come home.

#1 - On 05/22/2013 at 10:11am by nix1993

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Perchance, did you climb through your window instead of going through the door ?

#2 - On 05/22/2013 at 10:11am by Virgilius

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