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Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML
You should go over there and yell "I'M KING OF THE WORLD!"
That'll cheer her up.
Since when do emo kids listen to Celine Dion?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014