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Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50590) - you deserved it (8682)

On 05/04/2013 at 5:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

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You should go over there and yell "I'M KING OF THE WORLD!"

That'll cheer her up.

#1 - On 05/04/2013 at 9:08pm by DocBastard

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Since when do emo kids listen to Celine Dion?

#9 - On 05/04/2013 at 9:12pm by MeowZebraMeow

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