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Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20386) - you deserved it (69071)

On 05/01/2013 at 10:27am - misc - by luvs2spooge89 - United States (New York)

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You just don't say that to people.

#2 - On 05/01/2013 at 1:04pm by leogirl95

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Instant karma right there

#3 - On 05/01/2013 at 1:05pm by Cbizzlez

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