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Today, I was denounced for being a terrible person, because my family raises chickens, some of which we eat. I was then told how cruel I am for "killing innocent birds" and that "good" people buy their meat from the supermarket. FML

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On 04/26/2013 at 2:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

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Yes, god-fearing people buy their meat from the big companies who keep their chickens stacked in a square foot box, stacked 10 high in rows of 100, where mans dominion is unquestioned, how dare you blaspheme and raise chickens in a sustainable manner.

#8 - On 04/26/2013 at 8:47pm by ironichalibut

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But chickens aren't animals, remember?

#6 - On 04/26/2013 at 8:47pm by red_headforlife

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