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Today, I saw a very attractive young woman struggling wit some boxes . Te seduction attempt resulted in me carrying 60lbs of items for 30mins . Wen we got to er apartment, se tanked me an introduced me to er boyfriend . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20864) - you deserved it (38849)

On 04/07/2013 at 8:33pm - misc - by JacktheRussian (man) - United States

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Don't do shit expecting a reward.

#2 - On 04/08/2013 at 3:50am by Grand_Cookie

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What were you expecting that she was going to let you ravish her or something? Being nice to someone does not mean that they owe you anything in the romantic department.

#5 - On 04/08/2013 at 3:53am by sierralem

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