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Today, I saw a very attractive young woman struggling with some boxes. The seduction attempt resulted in me carrying 60lbs of items for 30mins. When we got to her apartment, she thanked me and introduced me to her boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19772) - you deserved it (37281)

On 04/07/2013 at 8:33pm - misc - by JacktheRussian (man) - United States

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Don't do shit expecting a reward.

#2 - On 04/08/2013 at 3:50am by Grand_Cookie

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What were you expecting that she was going to let you ravish her or something? Being nice to someone does not mean that they owe you anything in the romantic department.

#5 - On 04/08/2013 at 3:53am by sierralem

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