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Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML

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On 04/04/2013 at 11:12am - misc - by NotASize0 (woman) - Denmark

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Ah, whatever happened to "I'll shut the hell up and do my job"
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#1 - On 04/04/2013 at 12:49pm by stevenJB

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I hope she's optimistic once you speak to her boss. ;)

#5 - On 04/04/2013 at 12:50pm by NoorFML

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