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By NotASize0 - 04/04/2013 15:12 - Denmark

Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
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stevenJB 25

Ah, whatever happened to "I'll shut the hell up and do my job" (⌒-⌒; ) ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ

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kevinnicki4life 9

That sucks OP. Some people truly need a filter.

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Lilsbills 15

Well someone needs to learn to keep her mouth shut. I really hate it when people make comments like that and don't even know me.

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pnutbutternjelly 15

As messed up as that is, how many people will ever be a size zero besides maybe for a brief period when they're eleven. I'm pretty tiny myself and I'm super thin and due to having hips, I'll never again be a size zero. nothing wrong with that. whatever size you are, rock it.

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tj4234 35

if it was a guy you shoulda said 'well... you're never going to get laid are you?''

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uniqueprume 4

U should of said well would u where socks if you had no feet? And if she said now then say then why do u seem to be wearing a bra and if she was wearing a tight shirt then say at least I don't wear shirts where my belly Bulges out

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charvisioku 22

Despite the terrible spelling and punctuation, I have to admit I laughed at the bra insult. She'd need a burn heal for that one.

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Marblecakelolz 11

She should just shut up and do her job. Not everybody buys clothes *just* for themselves.

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klorehore 24

so is she if she thinks they'll let her keep her job with that attitude.

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doodlecloud 26

Yeah, because size 2+ is definitely obese.

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Roxannee_fml 10

That's freaked rude. Your sure you weren't the dumbass cashier who served her?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

I'm a size 2. My hips are larger than my upper half; I'm a "pear shape". Depending on the style I may be able to fit into a 0, but most of the time I do not. Does this make me fat? No. Go **** yourself. Marilyn Monroe was something comparable to a size 6 today... SHE was by no means fat.

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simsgirlgem 25

My sister read this over my shoulder and she says people need chips in their heads that when they say something they shouldn't they get eletricuted

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