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Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37598) - you deserved it (5518)

On 03/27/2013 at 3:34pm - misc - by InfamousLastWord (woman) - United States

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Your child will grow up to be a good person

#2 - On 03/27/2013 at 6:24pm by Tpracingkg

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You guys have two kids, he's 30, and he's only your boyfriend?

#4 - On 03/27/2013 at 6:25pm by kourtnii_

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