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Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML


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On 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anna L. - United States (Texas)

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That's a clear violation of the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy, and I sincerely hope you reported him to the Ministry.

#4 - On 03/25/2013 at 4:23am by Rumbelle

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LMFAO. I'm sorry....but that's kinda awesome, actually.

#1 - On 03/25/2013 at 4:22am by Gaga_is_God6969

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