By Anna L. - 25/03/2013 00:23 - United States - San Antonio

Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML
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Rumbelle_fml 22

That's a clear violation of the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy, and I sincerely hope you reported him to the Ministry.

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Gaga_is_God6969 13

LMFAO. I'm sorry....but that's kinda awesome, actually.

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suckmyclock 11

I would have laughed my arse off if I saw this happens

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dinosxxrawr 22

such a brave man. standing up against a dementor.

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Btelgeus 11

YDI for not having a sense of humor, I would have laughed

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coolboy675 16

You should have called him a snitch and flown like it was Quidditch.

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jellycorn 13

Did you try to suck all his happy memories out?

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zombieslayer83 19

So many places to go with this comment!

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unixdude 9

Yeah, because who hasn't stopped their daily commute in order to suck the life out of a homeless man?

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Headcrab 29

OP should have used expelliarmus, or kiss of death.

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Diesel_baby 18

41, #23 must have just watched the movies and called it good.

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Vix_Sparda 11

that sounds funny but its still sad. sorry

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jaime411 11

Perfect FML to start your morning!

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infectedsense 15

YDI for wearing a poncho, whoever the hell decided that they are fashionable must be laughing their ass off all the way to the bank.

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RedPillSucks 31

Perhaps they wear it cause it's functional.

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3rdbass 9

Look at the bright side. At least Dudders can't give you "the old 1-2."

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