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Today, my dad came out of jail. He showed me his tattoo of a bible on his chest with all his 13 kids' names on it. I'm the only one whose name is spelled wrong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35518) - you deserved it (2647)

On 03/22/2013 at 1:41am - misc - by XoxoChula - United States

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Well, XoxoChula is pretty damn hard to spell.

#2 - On 03/22/2013 at 6:51am by FreshPie

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In jail AND can't even spell his kid's name right... Your dad sounds like quite the fella!

#6 - On 03/22/2013 at 6:51am by GirlYouNasty

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