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Today, I got laid off. Walking out of the building, I saw someone on crutches and thought, "Hey, at least I can still walk." Two hours later, I blew out my knee playing basketball. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34676) - you deserved it (7786)

On 03/19/2013 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

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Now you can be that guy on crutches that makes other people feel better about their situations! But I agree, that really does suck.

#1 - On 03/20/2013 at 4:10am by shyeahh

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That blows. Lay off the exercise for a while.

#2 - On 03/20/2013 at 4:11am by bandofsand

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