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Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML
Porker? He's the real pig for getting butt hurt like that.
What a bastard! I hope you crushed him til he screamed for saying that!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 30 March 2015