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Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML

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On 03/13/2013 at 10:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Porker? He's the real pig for getting butt hurt like that.

#1 - On 03/14/2013 at 4:31am by stephhrunsaway

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What a bastard! I hope you crushed him til he screamed for saying that!

#2 - On 03/14/2013 at 4:32am by mimiminx

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