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Today, I woke to find my laptop and printer covered in what smells like pee. My boyfriend then confessed to me that he occasionally "sleep-pees". It's like sleepwalking, but where he urinates on random objects. FML


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On 03/11/2013 at 12:09am - misc - by marcymoo - Australia (Western Australia)

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You better wake him up when he's sleep-pee next time. I'd be pissed off too. Urine your rights to do that.

#1 - On 03/11/2013 at 7:12am by oj101

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Seems like urine a bit of a pickle there.

#2 - On 03/11/2013 at 7:13am by TourettesGuyFTW

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