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Today, I saw my car being broken into on the street below my apartment. Too scared to stop them myself, I called the police. Before I could even tell them what was going on, they put me on hold. It was a good 5 minutes before I realized they'd hung up on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27984) - you deserved it (3473)

On 02/27/2013 at 7:42pm - misc - by forgotten - United States (Arizona)

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Really? I'm at a loss for words on this one

#1 - On 02/28/2013 at 3:11am by Mech1989

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This is really upsetting. You could have been in a life threatening situation. A life may have been lost due to the stupidity of people we are supposed to rely on

#4 - On 02/28/2013 at 3:15am by FMLpuppy

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