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Today, I saw my car bieng broken into on te street below my apartment. Too scard to stop tem myself, I calld te police. Before I could even tell tem wat was going on, tey put me on old. It was a good 5 minutes before I realizd tey'd ung up on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28279) - you deserved it (3499)

On 02/27/2013 at 7:42pm - misc - by forgotten - United States (Arizona)

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Really? I'm at a loss for words on this one

#1 - On 02/28/2013 at 3:11am by Mech1989

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This is really upsetting. You could have been in a life threatening situation. A life may have been lost due to the stupidity of people we are supposed to rely on

#4 - On 02/28/2013 at 3:15am by FMLpuppy

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