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Today, I finally made a Facebook account after being home-schooled my entire life. I friended people that I know and their friends, and subsequently sparked a debate on whether or not I exist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21887) - you deserved it (2539)

On 02/27/2013 at 12:03am - misc - by thepokemonkid - United States (Connecticut)

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I think, therefore I am... alone.

#2 - On 02/27/2013 at 5:57am by Pleonasm

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Wait, if you start friending your friends' friends, then where does it end? How many of the friends' friends do you friend? Do you friend the friends' friends' friends? Do you friend the friends of the...

Ah, forget it, I'm too old for this shit.

#8 - On 02/27/2013 at 6:22am by Baustigt

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