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Today, I finally made a Facebook account after being home-schooled my entire life. I friended people that I know and their friends, and subsequently sparked a debate on whether or not I exist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22884) - you deserved it (3219)

On 02/27/2013 at 12:03am - misc - by thepokemonkid - United States (Connecticut)

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I think, therefore I am... alone.

#2 - On 02/27/2013 at 5:57am by Pleonasm

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Well if you've never met some of the people you friended can you blame them?

#5 - On 02/27/2013 at 6:07am by MisterMichael

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