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By  KareBear7364  |  5

see, on Facebook you can't friend people you don't know because that's creepy. perhaps you should start off on MySpace and gradually work your way up to Facebook.

By  Baustigt  |  40

Wait, if you start friending your friends' friends, then where does it end? How many of the friends' friends do you friend? Do you friend the friends' friends' friends? Do you friend the friends of the... Ah, forget it, I'm too old for this shit.

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  LaLince  |  40

but not too old for FML?

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  DocBastard  |  38

Too old for FML? What the hell does that even mean? Oh wait, I get it. You're one of those clueless twits who thinks this site was designed for kids. I have news for you, genius: it is NOT intended for children (hence the age restriction). Now go clean your room.

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  Baustigt  |  40

Hey, so long as you don't sag where it counts, it's all good to me. See? Not suitable for children at all. Or most adults. Or anyone, really. For Christ's sake, Man, no-one wants to freaking see that!

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  perdix  |  29

#23, what the tarnations!?!? Old people make this site what it is. Our bitterness and cynicism are aged like a fine whine. I'm still not sure what I think the minimum age to be on FML should be. After learning about the Blue Waffle*, Alabama Hot Pockets* and Two Girls, One Cup* from this site, I've found some of the mental images on this site so disturbing, I've concluded that it's safe to read FML if you are 75 or older. *Don't look this up. Trust me.

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  perdix  |  29

#42, #44, once you guys have learned the skill and discipline of NOT looking things up, your lives will be much better. The old saying is "curiosity killed the cat" and in the age of Urban Dictionary, it can be updated to "curiosity warped the cat's fucking mind." After being degraded by the Blue Waffle and the Alabama Hot Pocket, I've got the resolve to resist knowing what Special Fried Rice is and hope to retain a shred of sanity going forward.

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  LaLince  |  40

#26: I'm not a "clueless twit". You're just a moron, if you assume something only because I made a question.. I can pay my cleaning lady. Go clean your mouth.

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  TrueTriage  |  16

Huh this looks like a shi$&:!?@& [CARRIER TRANSFERED] Hi, I'm here to tell you about horrible overused comments, please if you would, not for me, or for yourself, but for the whole of humanity not ever say what was nearly just posted. Thank you sincerely. -V

By  Kalipczo  |  21

Maybe you should have just friended the people you actually know-just a thought. I understand you may have been trying to form new relationships with people but maybe rather than friending random people, have a small get together and have your friends bring their friends.

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You never tell friends to bring friends. Haven't you seen high school movies? Three hundred people magically find your house, someone winds up hanging from the chandelier, and your parents always show up at the most inconvenient time with their hands on their hips.

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