Anonymous
United States
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
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Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Cold reading bullshit merchant
Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not, and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bi-curious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML
Anonymous
Keeping up
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Anonymous
Longmont, United States
Bad thought
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
BtoTheRtoTheTTK
Winter Haven, United States
Holy stereotypes, mom!
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
lil_munchkinjen
United Kingdom
Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML
TedX
Denial
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Anonymous
Stop using this as an excuse
Today, I had to tell my ex-husband I’m a lesbian. I’m not, he just keeps trying to win me back, but it worked, he now thinks there’s no chance for us. Unfortunately, he mentioned it to my mom, who “always suspected” and is now obsessively trying to set me up with every lesbian she knows. FML
Anonymous
Oak Ridge, United States
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Eagle
United States
Casual
Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML
shouldhaveknown
Australia
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Top comments
DocBastard 38
I would highly advise you to go along with it. That way when you bring a boy home, they'll think you're just friends and won't mind you having a "sleepover".
Ukeee_X 19
She needs a hobby.
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Comments (91)
Ukeee_X 19
She needs a hobby.
Harpy20 24
I don't think pathological lying is a good hobby to start with.
Ukeee_X 19
I mean a hobby other than ******* with her family....
wowlolreally 12
Troll mom lol
PenguinBitch 43
She can be a novelty/miniature horse collector. Not that I do it myself....
etchsanity1 11
I think muff diving is an entertaining hobby choice maybe mom was testing out the waters with dad for her personal news
tjv3 10
WIN !
IscoreOnU 19
Funny mom. Lol take it lightly, Just a joke.
iAlissa 34
I don't know, I'd be pretty pissed if my mom did that.
ambitiousnygrl 17
What if OP dad believed the mom and wasn't accepting of homosexuality? That could've caused some serious problems for OP.
SmallyBigs 9
That's what most normal bored people do.
oj101 33
Your avatar is particularly appropriate for your comment.
Tcaret300 12
Ouch.. Funny though
karlcolt45 19
I once was so bored I looked up the definition of boredom on Wikipedia
sarah6786 14
What an amazing story.
SystemofaBlink41 27
This comment screams "irony".
alexsam_fml 10
5, I bet it was boring :-P
docscientist 9
36- that comment screams, "look up the definition of irony."
SillyGirl4602 23
36-His comment was not ironic.
DocBastard 38
I would highly advise you to go along with it. That way when you bring a boy home, they'll think you're just friends and won't mind you having a "sleepover".
iAlissa 34
You genius.
iOceanus 18
Trust him. He's a doctor.
stevenJB 25
He's referring to another FML
DocBastard 38
Was I? I honestly don't remember an FML like this.
TheAbstract 15
It wouldn't matter anyway. He's still a genius.
wlddog 14
55 You can be a genius and not have a perfect memory.
Inediblepeaches 15
Holy shit! DocBastard is the Doctor!
DalekCaan 8
Exterminate!
old09 11
Oh c'mon have a sense of humor. Help your mom trick your dad. I mean it's just a joke that everyone pretty much knows isn't true.
HowieDoIt 21
Lesbi- honest here...your mom may be odd but is she right?
mk58 31
REBEL WILSON!! Sorry. I had to.
Rainb0wdash9 23
I remember Fat Amy saying it xD
maz95 17
Well if that's her idea of amusement, I'd hate to know what she'd do if you annoyed her.
gracehi 31
Well, yeah. On a recent dull, rainy day I convinced my brother that my sister is a hermaphrodite. What? Is that not normal?
generalasskicker 12
That's actually pretty common tricking people for entertainment happens all the time