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Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34321) - you deserved it (3700)

On 02/25/2013 at 11:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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I would highly advise you to go along with it. That way when you bring a boy home, they'll think you're just friends and won't mind you having a "sleepover".

#6 - On 02/25/2013 at 1:02pm by DocBastard

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She needs a hobby.

#1 - On 02/25/2013 at 12:59pm by Ukeee_X

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