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Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I have problems going when other people are there, so I waited until everyone left. Two girls noticed I was taking a long time, and started giggling and throwing notes under the door asking if I was alive. This continued for half an hour. FML


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On 02/13/2013 at 2:33pm - misc - by please leave... - United States (Texas)

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Should have used the notes to wipe and pass back under the door. No? Too graphic?

#5 - On 02/13/2013 at 5:47pm by kut17

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You can tell their lives are great when they have that much time to waste doing that...

#4 - On 02/13/2013 at 5:46pm by Awahso

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