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Today, I found out that I have a highly irrational fear of little people. I made this self discovery when my mother introduced the family to her new fiancé. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19543) - you deserved it (3436)

On 01/31/2013 at 4:07am - misc - by Why Me? (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Truly tolerant people are in short supply these days, it seems it is too tall an order to be able to see short people as equals in society these days.
I think it is below the belt to mock dwarves for their vertical shortcomings, and looking down on them is why we can't all see eye to eye here, and why they have such a short-fuse.

As a smaller person, I feel like I drew the short straw in my gene pool.

#3 - On 01/31/2013 at 10:19am by Pleonasm

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That must've been very embarrassing and rude at the same time.

#2 - On 01/31/2013 at 10:19am by Voldy

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