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Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML
I'd call him an obese asshole and tell him to get the hell out of the seat. What a jerk.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015