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Today, my parents have kept their bet going about not turning the heat on all season. I woke up this morning to it being the same temperature inside as it was outside. It's snowing out there. FML


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On 01/20/2013 at 10:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

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It's not only a bet; it's a test of pride. Also know as a fight to the death. You are a casualty of war. Congratulations.

#1 - On 01/21/2013 at 3:13am by OhDearBetrayal

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The cost of the hospital bill when your entire family gets pneumonia will be a lot higher than the heat bill.

#3 - On 01/21/2013 at 3:16am by misspulkadot24

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