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Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack. I picked it up, sniffed it and put it on my face as a joke. She replied with, "Those are my mother's." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12318) - you deserved it (47901)

On 01/16/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Ewww : / i mean they were clean but still....thats gross!!

#1 - On 01/16/2013 at 6:00am by teamlightskin

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Bet you won't be looking at her mother the same way again.

#3 - On 01/16/2013 at 6:01am by maz95

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