Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack. I picked it up, sniffed it and put it on my face as a joke. She replied with, "Those are my mother's." FML
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Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML
Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
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Top comments
teamlightskin 14
Ewww : / i mean they were clean but still....thats gross!!
maz95 17
Bet you won't be looking at her mother the same way again.
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Comments (104)
teamlightskin 14
Ewww : / i mean they were clean but still....thats gross!!
dhenri 9
Maybe the mom's a Milf???
happle 21
That doesn't make it less gross.
melbournearsenal 18
49, It makes a huge difference !
alan831 9
*barf*
alan831 9
That's still a bit too much.
maz95 17
Bet you won't be looking at her mother the same way again.
KaeporaGaebora 4
At least the mom didn't see. That would be a whole new level of awkwardness.
Comoke1024 19
This is why you do not put underwear on your face. Bad OP!
CsHx 16
Why would you do that
Feared 9
I'm assuming part of the reason wasn't for a jokes sake. Guys can get aroused from the smell of womanly parts. Therefore, by sniffing the thong... Well I think you get the point.
RedPillSucks 31
*Cleveland voice* That's just nasty.
Kalipczo 21
Well you kind of deserve that one... At least they were clean so you weren't getting a face full of your girlfriends moms musk.
scta 13
I seriously have to learn not to eat while I'm on FML.
durkagihad 12
Musk.. Lol
B0u_fml 18
Haha I hope she was joking
BlowinChronic 18
Since it's on FML, it probably wasn't a joke.
Clearly 7
You can recover from this, just as long as if your reaction isn't to sniff harder and say "Oh I know."
hopelessteej 8
Thong - $15 Clothes line -$80 Look on your face - priceless
akiahara 14
What an expensive clothes line... >_>
ksuth 25
And what an expensive thong....
bredahl 26
And I thought victoria's secret was expensive...
ohcheriecherie 20
9, you're not funny.
waterkins 7
Reminds me of in white chicks when one of the CIA guys is sniffing their underwear, and the other guy comes out with the masks
robo_thunder 13
It doesn't matter who's underwear it was, it was a weird thing to do either way.