Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when...

By Anonymous - 16/01/2013 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack. I picked it up, sniffed it and put it on my face as a joke. She replied with, "Those are my mother's." FML

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By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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This is fine

By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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By noname - 03/01/2009 03:26 - France

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

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By bleachingmykidsbrains - 01/07/2015 23:38 - Canada - Montréal

Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2013 21:52 - United States - Lake Dallas

Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML

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By potpurri_needed - 10/06/2009 17:37 - United States

Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML

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By Dulieu - 10/02/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

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teamlightskin 14

Wednesday 16 January 2013 12:00

Ewww : / i mean they were clean but still....thats gross!!

maz95 17

Wednesday 16 January 2013 12:01

Bet you won't be looking at her mother the same way again.

Comments

ManInTheMachine 19

Wednesday 16 January 2013 14:28

I always thought the hipster senses were all located in the inner-ear, and when combined with the jaw muscle, have the innate ability to react to popular music with a knee jerk "I listened to that years before it became popular!" and avoid said music for life. I guess not, though. Maybe I've been in contact with a different breed of hipster.

mistercrow 9

Wednesday 16 January 2013 15:01

I mean even if like say they were your girlfriends undies why would you smell them??0.o

unknown380 3

Wednesday 16 January 2013 23:52

u must be new

watsinausername 13

Wednesday 16 January 2013 15:54

So can you now tell people by their smell?

Trinity1836 11

Wednesday 16 January 2013 17:31

He was getting in touch with his inner animal. Developing his sense of smell, too bad it was a clean underwear, that's why he couldn't tell it was her mother's. Bright side, he now knows what type if detergent they use.

panda_lou 11

Wednesday 16 January 2013 16:08

I'm up for all kinds of freaky stuff but no matter how hard I try I can't keep the nausea away when a guy does that. Smelling panties is just gross.

blueknight1st 26

Wednesday 16 January 2013 16:25

Is her mother hot?

StEpHiE1226 12

Wednesday 16 January 2013 16:41

Like mother like daughter!

KaiCer0 8

Wednesday 16 January 2013 16:47

Well..did it smell good?

xRezSynn 15

Wednesday 16 January 2013 17:37

Wait why would you even do that in the first place

EvilUndead 9

Wednesday 16 January 2013 17:56

10, because it is normal to get arroused by/attracted to your partner's scent/smell. P.S. I think I should change my nickname to captain obvious....

EvilUndead 9

Wednesday 16 January 2013 17:57

As her boyfriend, you should be able to recognize her scent and you should know what her underwear looks like. Since you couldn't do it, it is your fault.