Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML
by AmberHavoc / 01/02/2013 at 10:01am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
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Haha you deserved that one. Maybe you should stop getting wasted? There's a thought.
#1 - On 01/02/2013 at 12:55pm by EverestMelting
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This is why alcohol is bad, kids
#2 - On 01/02/2013 at 12:57pm by ripresno
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