Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

by gassy / 12/29/2012 at 4:32am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

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  • Someone should have lit the fart - a ballerina gliding through the air with a fire trail coming out of her arse would be a magnificent sight to behold.

    #6 - On 12/29/2012 at 9:59am by charvisioku

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  • Well at least you were able to continue without pain afterwards?

    #1 - On 12/29/2012 at 9:55am by RaveBlade

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