Today, I realized something: when other people are drunk, they dance around and make out with people. When I'm drunk, I apparently think it's a great idea to chew on electrical cords. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13405) - you deserved it (19480)
On 12/29/2012 at 2:30am - misc - by almostkilledmyself - Canada (Manitoba)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, after spending a lot of money on photo shoots to build up my portfolio, I finally…
Christmasloverandstuff also deserved itToday, my extended family came over for Christmas. I forgot to get a present for my…
That's pretty... Shocking.
#1 - On 12/29/2012 at 6:01am by tehaustiebear
See in context
+383 | 19
Sooo... You're a hamster
#3 - On 12/29/2012 at 6:06am by katamine
+162 | 10
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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