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Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML

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On 12/20/2012 at 1:17pm - misc - by ScoozieBooze (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

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Was it a bloodhound? Those bitches are crazy, period.

#1 - On 12/20/2012 at 5:36pm by Pleonasm

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That would be interesting, I bet you were yelling for penis to bring back your tampon applicator. The neighbors think you way crazy now.

#5 - On 12/20/2012 at 5:42pm by ICastillo

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