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Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
Was it a bloodhound? Those bitches are crazy, period.
That would be interesting, I bet you were yelling for penis to bring back your tampon applicator. The neighbors think you way crazy now.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 February 2015