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Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17183) - you deserved it (1461)

On 12/10/2012 at 5:13am - misc - by LLCK - United States (Minnesota)

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The problem with society today is that people take some things too literally. In this case, just way beyond the norm. I will ask the inevitable question that will follow from others to save some space, "Was she at least hot?"

#3 - On 12/10/2012 at 12:53pm by StormfrontX33

See in context

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that's what all ladies want, right?

#1 - On 12/10/2012 at 12:52pm by IDontKnow10101

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