By LLCK - 10/12/2012 10:13 - United States - Owatonna

Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
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IDontKnow10101 14

that's what all ladies want, right?

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andiewithlove 21

Tell her that seat isn't free. She's gotta dance for it.

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amerikaninfidel 2

Lucky! You get it in??

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KiddNYC1O 20

I don't think the op wanted to...

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tj5810 21

Was it a bumpy bus ride?

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anythingmustbe 18

The woman on the bus crazy as a bat, Asked nicely to be sat, Although op did not no she meant their lap, Lets hope for op sake that she isn't fat.

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loleepops 10

This is definitely the poem that was assigned for analysis.

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Enslaved 36

Starts to sing: Wiggle it (just a little bit)

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andiewithlove 21

Enslaved - I love you and your song quotes. They always bring a smile to my face:D

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upsidedownn 8

She didn't want to sit on your LAP... Wink wink.

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NagainaFier 16

What? She wanted to sit on his thighs? His knee caps? (I wanna sit on someone's knee caps...)

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yousuck44 11

No she wanted to sit on his dick. wait... Sorry going in emo corner right now.

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billyz77 24

I know you didn't say it because you were embarrassed but, you did take your pants off first, right?

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