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Today, I called my dad, because I haven't spoken to him in a while, and I wanted to invite him to my graduation in May. When he picked up, I said, "Hey, how have you been, dad?" He scoffed, "Wrong number" and hung up the phone. FML
I hate to say it, but you're better off without him there. It's his loss, even if he's too stupid and/or ignorant to realize it.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 6 December 2013