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Today, I called my dad, because I haven't spoken to him in a while, and I wanted to invite him to my graduation in May. When he picked up, I said, "Hey, how have you been, dad?" He scoffed, "Wrong number" and hung up the phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25404) - you deserved it (2626)

On 12/09/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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Maybe it was the wrong number.

#10 - On 12/09/2012 at 7:08am by winnerme123

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I hate to say it, but you're better off without him there. It's his loss, even if he's too stupid and/or ignorant to realize it.

#3 - On 12/09/2012 at 6:33am by ambitiousnygrl

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