Weekend Routine By FML Videos - 10/11/2018 18:00 - United States - New York If only this could last forever... I agree, your life sucks 274 You deserved it 88 Share Tweet Share
Today, my roommate started packing up for when we move out in August. Thirty boxes later, I realized she's leaving me with only a dishtowel and a skillet while she traipses through Europe for the summer. She even packed the silverware. And the curtains. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 359 You deserved it 476
Today, I was stuck with a coworker all morning while she had the "front farts." I moved to a different area after lunch, only to have another coworker start talking loudly about her boyfriend's skin tags, and how he likes to have her bite them off. I'm so disgusted but afraid to report it. FML I agree, your life sucks 454 You deserved it 86
Today, I have a new boss. She claims to be a professional Angry Birds player. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 119 You deserved it 5 227
Today, I realized that I am dating a 25 year-old man-child. He turns 13 whenever he sees my boobs, complete with big eyes and saying "honk honk" whenever he touches them. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 057 You deserved it 10 624
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 445 You deserved it 426
Today, my power finally came back on. I excitedly went and spent $100 to refill my fridge, only to come back home and discover the power is out again, and might not be back on for another three days. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 433 You deserved it 4 024
Today, I spent over $2,000 on a big flatscreen TV. My dad insisted I let him mount it on the wall instead of paying someone to do it. All seemed fine, until the TV came loose and smashed onto the floor. My dad refuses to accept responsibility, and says I should've had a professional install it instead. FML I agree, your life sucks 46 035 You deserved it 7 800
Today, my band went to play a set for the first time. I'm the drummer. All was going well, and then before our first song I threw the sticks in the air, went to catch them, and one hit me right in the eye. I couldn't continue playing. Now I have to wear an eyepatch. FML I agree, your life sucks 15 711 You deserved it 59 039